im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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