Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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