Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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