Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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