and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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