I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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