It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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