what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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