Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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