I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
