I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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