I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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