Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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