The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
