Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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