Rock
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There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
