I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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