whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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