His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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