Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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