he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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