How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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