Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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