with your own penis?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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