At least make sure they are 18
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i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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