just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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