I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Randomize
