ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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