I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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