What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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