There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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