i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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