He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize