Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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