i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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