it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
When are your genitals available?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My bed smells like the plague
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