I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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