in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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