Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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