just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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