let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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