Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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