I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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