I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background