Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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