no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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