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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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