fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just puked most of my soul out..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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