just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Randomize