dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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