Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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