i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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