ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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